Machiavelli was invited to the meeting of the inner Council of God to lend his expertise. He started banging the table to attract God’s attention. He yelled “Why have we sent all the dumb court jesters to rule in the world”?
Okay genius, God gave in; give us your solutions for the world.
Here we go.
A pudgy George Bush II has gained 25 pounds and grown a moustache. He withdraws American troops from Iraq. Before he could mess up again by withdrawing with no good plan, Jenna Bush comes to his rescue. She makes a master stroke by recruiting 50000 Iraqi spies with a payroll of $ 250000 a year. She has probably sown the seeds of a real democracy.
Cheney has also grown a goatee and joined Warren Buffet and Bill Gates to announce the formation of a group with billion dollars to find alternative resources of energy. Cheney now has taken up living in a hut on the banks of Ganges in Rishikesh India. He chants every morning under the watchful eyes of Swami Hoodoo who has miraculously cured him of his heart problems. .
Ahmednijad of Iran has started wearing a turban like Osama Bin Laden is running a marathon in Manhattan and is wildly cheered by people for joining Israel in wiping out Al Qaeda in the world.
The volunteer army has quadrupled as Mexicans have joined the volunteer army of America in droves and man the border with Mexico and Canada... The problem of illegal immigration has suddenly evaporated.
Hillary is elected the President and divorces Bill within 24 hours of swearing in.
Osama Bin Laden has settled in Katmandu and is now become a disciple of Lord Buddha.
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