The Gangs are roaming and mauling everybody all over
Washington DC. The latest gang is a six member Gang which has rehashed all old
contaminated leftovers of older Gangs and wants to feed them to Americans.
The Red Faced Gang led by Speaker Boehner has been prowling
Washington for a long time. It has been
regularly slicing and dicing innocent Americans and feeding them to big
Corporations and Lobbyists. They are being challenged by Tea Party Gang who is
willing to attack anything black in their sights. And Boehner is finding their appetite too
voracious. He is now operating in the dark only. Watch out for his new
killings.
I think we all are sick of the Confused Ever Shrinking Gang
led by President Obama. They never get off our TV screens. They have talked
themselves out of contention in the Gang wars. They already look starved and
frail. Even killing Osama Bin Laden has not helped the gang. The gang is also
manned by many zombies. Among them, the Majority Leader Harry Reid is a full
blown zombie. When he is on TV, we have a feeling that the sky is going to fall
down soon.
The Gang Wars of Washington have also become boring. I suggest that we may immediately invite
World Wide Wrestling and NASCAR to Washington DC and stop our Congress from
becoming extinct. And maybe we create a Department of Oxycontin headed by Rush
Limbaugh which will provide painkillers to the Congress when Gangs are tired.
Leave the American debt crisis to these Gangs and we are
sure to be struck by lightning soon.
