Divide and Run

Divide and Run.

So Mr.Bush is now open to new approaches on botched Iraq. While Democrats are a party of Cut and Run he needs to become a party of Divide and Run. We have such a huge mess on our hands that we are left with only one choice. Division of Iraq.

What is the big deal about dividing Iraq into Sunniland, Shialand and Kurdistan? Let’s hire Blair to do this job. His English forerunners have arbitrarily drawn and redrawn so many borders in Asia and Africa; the people in those nations are still reeling from it. Remember India in 1947, when Britisher's divide and run left millions dead. Pakistan and India are still at each others throats. Kashmir is still a killing field. We have 2 Chinas, we have 2 Koreas, we have multiple Yugoslavia’s and the list goes on and on.

So Mr. Bush ask Blair to get Saudis, Iranis, Syrian, Egyptians, Jordanians together by 1st January 2007, and give them a map and let them tinker with it and call it a Victory. While this may not a perfect solution and the killings may go on, the United States will be eternally grateful to you and Mount Rushmore may be in the wings.

And to cement your wonderful legacy of heeding to the American public, let’s fix our borders and take pride in the knowledge that we are the greatest, freest hetro national nation in the world.

Let us be content with being a model of democracy and not a Messiah of it.