So the primary season is on. CNN and Fox are having a hay day. The problem is for the people. The messages delivered at the electoral pulpit read like a fine print attached to a product. They are long, confusing and boring. What do they mean?
Hillary: When Bill left, I promised that I will be back. I am for everything and nothing.
Obama: I am fresh and untainted. Only God knows where I will go.
Edwards: I want to go out with a flourish. I want to be something if democrats take the White House.
Romney: I am a sophisticated and articulate Bush. I will run the country as permanent Olympics.
Huckabee: I will beat Jihadists at their own game. Every propaganda tape from them will be matched by my tape.
Giuliani: I just want to sell my profile. I just want to heighten the profile of my company to go global.
McCain: Old is gold. I have spoiled elections before. I will do it again.
In the end all lobbyists will get behind the best product which will be one of the above. We were stuck with a Chinese made product last time. Be warned.
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Well written article.
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