Friday, January 04, 2008

The Fine Print

So the primary season is on. CNN and Fox are having a hay day. The problem is for the people. The messages delivered at the electoral pulpit read like a fine print attached to a product. They are long, confusing and boring. What do they mean?

Hillary: When Bill left, I promised that I will be back. I am for everything and nothing.

Obama: I am fresh and untainted. Only God knows where I will go.

Edwards: I want to go out with a flourish. I want to be something if democrats take the White House.

Romney: I am a sophisticated and articulate Bush. I will run the country as permanent Olympics.

Huckabee: I will beat Jihadists at their own game. Every propaganda tape from them will be matched by my tape.

Giuliani: I just want to sell my profile. I just want to heighten the profile of my company to go global.

McCain: Old is gold. I have spoiled elections before. I will do it again.

In the end all lobbyists will get behind the best product which will be one of the above. We were stuck with a Chinese made product last time. Be warned.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well written article.