In his opening remarks at a cabinet meeting the Almighty God expressed surprise at the American government’s claim that they are spreading freedom in the world. He had created all men free. The cabinet which included Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Moses and Lord Krishna among others was also baffled by attempts by the heads of banana republics and pot bellied dictators to play God. In an unprecedented move God released the transcript of the meeting to press.
A calm Jesus advocated patience and said that love will win in the end. He expressed displeasure at the attempt of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and pundits who claim a direct link to him.
Moses said that freedom is good for the human soul. God interjected and said the march to freedom will have to be halted because he will not open the sea again with so many nuclear warheads and weapons of mass destruction.
Mohammed was the most vocal cabinet member. He was visibly shaken when he talked of the killing of innocents by suicide bombings and rejected the claim of Osama Bin Laden and his henchmen that they have his ear.
Buddha and Lord Krishna were incensed by the indiscriminate destruction of environment.
No solutions were discussed at this meeting. The God Almighty proposed that one of the Messiah’s should make another trip to the world to help the world overcome the great crisis. All of them cited prior engagements and said that the problems are very complex and it will take more than a Messiah to fix it.
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